Starting today!

I can’t help but notice that even on Substack, the same idiotic robotic spam exists for crypto stories, even behind a paywall.
I was hoping that the paywall would kill these types of spam, but nope, it’s still here, joyfully persistent like a digital form of herpes.
Here’s what it looks like :
“I lost 5 bajillion dollars of Bitcoins. Our service helps people get their stolen funds back blah blah blah <insert gmail address>”
“Please contact <insert link / email> He has made my dreams come true!”
For reference : here is a digitally rendered portrait of what your average spam scammer looks like :
If you have seen one of these suspects dropping these comments, it is recommended to block them immediately and report their profile.
I have been pretty nice up to now, and I usually respond with :
“My experience is that the people who show up soliciting crypto recovery services in comments are usually scammers too, only they get away with their scam because they sell a service, claim no guarantees, then they just make off with your money after saying “sorry, we were unable to recover your funds”, and their payment processor backs them up”
I like to respond this way just to thwart any possibility they might successfully scam my readers, but after seeing how many of these garbage comments get posted, I am going to start removing them today.
If they are a legitimate service, they have no need to solicit in comments from profiles that have no stories, and no followers.
Soliciting this way is just annoying, even if a handful of genuine people try to get new business this way (unlikely, probably mostly scammers)
Hopefully I can find a way to automate this blocking, because as my own audience grows, these motherfuckers are going to make it a tedious job, they always do.
And the irony, one of those spam comments will probably be posted here on this story, because I assume it’s somehow API automated and they aren’t actually reading anything.
Cheers to the end of spam scams.
Evil Pro Tip : Most Scammers are from superstitious places, or operating there. Don’t hesitate to engage them if you want, they usually want to pull you into email convo — then drop a demonic sigil into the messages and issue an ominous fake curse.
Tell them that a series of unfortunate events will start to unravel the lives of their loved ones, and they will watch helplessly as the ones they love most suffer tragedy after tragedy, then ask them to remember your words. They may mock and dismiss and laugh, but…. eventually bad things happen to everyone.
If something bad actually happens fairly quickly…..the superstitious, especially in a superstitious country, might actually cause great harm to their own lives when they start to believe what you told them.
And remember, it’s just a scammer.
Scammer Lives Don’t Matter.
Thank you for reading!
Until next time….
Onward and Upward Everybody!
-Chris
Automated Income Lifesyle w/ Chris Morton YouTube
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