A Random List of Funny Sounding Words + Pronunciations and Meanings
Some dumb low-brow variety, veering far from my normal subjects.
Some dumb low-brow variety, veering far from my normal subjects.
I hope your inner child enjoys these stupid words as much as I do.
Have fun.
Gubernatorial / Goober-naytor-ee-uhl — of, or relating to the governor or the governor’s duties.
Floofers / Flu-ferz — a furry animal, most commonly, dogs
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion / Pel-vick Shplan-ch-nic Gang-Leon — a bundle of nerves in the pelvis.
Shpilkes / Sh-pill-kiss — “Ants in the pants”, Yiddish
Genektegezoint / Genn-echt-egge-zoint — unknown, a word invented by Mike Myers as Linda Richmond on SNL. Used after Shpilkes.
Flibbertigibbet / Flib-ber-tee-gibb-it — a person who will not shut up. Talkative.
Boobyhatch / Boo Bie Haaa-ch — Insane asylum, Mental Hospital.
Schmegma / Shhh-meg-muh — Crotch Cheese.
Globule / Glob-yule — A blob of any substance. Possibly crotch cheese.
Persnickety / Purs-nik-kitty — focused too much on minor details, obsessive over trivialities.
Herple / Her-puhl — A singular Herpe. (not really…. it means to walk with a limp)
Caboose / Cab-oooce — the cab house of the train, most often the rear car.
Kerfuffle / Kerrr-Fufff-uhl— commotion, a fuss.
Plumbus / Plum-buss — See: Rick and Morty
Scrota / Scrow-tah — plural of scrotum. Use in a sentence : “In the distance, a flock of Scrota can be seen showing their plumage to attract females”
Uber / Oooh-ber — Over, Extra.
Splackle / Spack-uhl — to apply or spread, binder for repair of drywall.
Publius / Poo-blee-us — “the people”.
Ferguson / Fer-guss-uhn —Son of Fergus. A last name, common, scandanavian origin.
Flapper / Flapp-per — a female in short skirts, short hair, listens to jazz from the 20s.
Poofster / Poof-stur — Australian slang derogatory term for homosexual.
Taint / Tayn-t — a place in between the moon and venus, or possibly mars.
Ted Nugent / Tehd Nooooo-gent-tuh. Obnoxious classic rock guitarist who rocks conservative views.
Reginald / Re-ginnn-ahld — the non-truncated version of Reggie.
Nergleferd / Ner-guhl-ferhd — I made that one up.
Sharted / Shar-ted — to fart so hard one sprays the undies with a fresh set of skid marks.
Farfegnugen / Far-fig-noog-guhn — To Drive (a motor vehicle) for pleasure. German/Dutch.
Douche Flute / Doosh-Floot — Electronic Cigarette — A vape.
Hasenpfeffer / Hoss-ehn-feff-ehr — Rabbit stew. German/Dutch.
Glockenspiel / Glock-ehn-shhh-peel — a mallet percussion instrument similar to a xylophone.
Megarectum / Meg-uh-rect-uhm — an abnormal elasticity of the rectum — “Among 355 patients who underwent rectal elasticity studies, 35 were found to have a megarectum (maximum tolerable volume above 320 ml” — so obviously they have passed a movement weighing many Courics.
Frunk / Frun-k — The front end compartment of on a Tesla automobile
Junk in the Frunk / Jun-kin-tha-Frunk-k— a hefty front butt
Frunk in the Trunk / Frun-k in the Trun-ck — See: Obese + Anal.
Gobbsmacked / Gobb-smack-t — shocked, surprised
Burgle / Burg-uhl — what a burglar does when they are doing …ya know… the thing.
Tittilated — Titty-late-ted — to stimulate in a sexual way
Tabernacle — Tabb-berr-nack-kuhl — The dwelling — Jewish origin
Hornswoggle / Horn-swah-guhl — See: bamboozle
Bamboozle / Baam-Booze-uhl — See : Hornswaggle
Fandangle / Phan-Dangle — an ornate or fantastic ornament.
Fedangle / Phe-Dangle — slang: another ornament. Definately a fantastic one. Google it.
Shpadoinkle / Shhh-puh-doyn-kle — Happy go Lucky, as when the Sky is As Pure as a Baked Po-tay-tah. I think you know precisely what I mean.
Octopi / Ock-toh-pie — Plural of Octopus. You know, a group of octopusses.
Jedi / Jed-eye— The plural of Jed. Not to be confused with rebels against the galactic empire, this is a group of Jeds, wherever you may find them.
Sphincter — Sch-pheenk-t-uhr — a contracting muscle ring to enable opening and closing of an internal intestinal connection.
Tubule / Toob-yule —a small tube-like biological structure, see : Fistular
Fistular / Fist-yuu-lar — hollow and tube-shaped. synonyms: fistulate, fistulous hollow. not solid; having a space or gap or cavity.
I may add to this list periodically. If you can think of any fun words to add to the list, comment away.
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Thank you for reading!
Until next time….
Onward and Upward Everybody!
-Chris